Not really enjoyed this series of Geordie Shore, like its more successful contemporary Jersey Shore they throw in a vacation for the Shorer’s to practice their brand of madness in a different local.
In the case of Geordie Shore, laughs were a bit thin on the ground Vikki had gone all quiet and downtrodden in a relationship with terminal pun spouting bore Rikki.
Meanwhile personality free zone Becca continues to leave a huge vaccuous hole in the house, whilst being there. Becca has a bigger combover than James in her poor attempt to hide her extension ravaged baldspot.
So in terms of an addition to the programme, Rikki and Becca have split the house right down the middle and probably spoilt it – for good.
Meanwhile, Sophie decided to leave the programme to keep her eye on walking penis Joel. Even Jay seemed to be bored, constantly rolling his eyes at the antics of the other housemates, pretty much confirming this by announcing his intention to quit the programme at the end.
To their credit, Gaz and Charlotte seemed to be the only two still commited to making the programme work by drinking and bonking their way around Cancun.
This left James and his quest to pull a ‘worldy’ – crashing and burning again but to be fair to him he did break his leg. James is so unlucky with girls that if he fell in a bucket of tits, he would emerge sucking on his combover. He did get a pity one off of nursemaid Holly, in the end.
Its a shame the programme has run out of steam after only 3 series and a ‘Shagaluf’ special. Take that alongside Jersey Shore which is still on the go after x years and short of Snooki’s pregnancy seems like it will carry on for a lot longer yet.
They need to dump Rikki, Vikki and Becca and replace them with some half interesting peeps. Overall rating for Geordie Shore Cancun – terminal, time to switch off the life support.