Spaceman is not particularly looking forward to TF3. Revenge of the fallen was the kind of squirmy movie experience which made me want to tear off my skin in cheap sellout disgust.
TF3 is going to be set on Earth (again) with a probable set piece battle in a city, the pyramids or my local pub carpark.
Spaceman wishes they would set the final Bay movie on the robot’s homeworld of Cybertron. But, according to Empire mag Bay is setting It on earth (again).
Even the fan friendly casting of original Prime Peter Cullen is not going to save this franchise in the hardcore fans eyes.
Still Spaceman can remember the lean years when the best TF thing on TV was beast wars. So I will be there (begrudgingly).
Transformers 3 Dark of the moon opens in UK cinema’s on July 1.